horsesequalsmiles:

I accidentally called one year old children yearlings.

rowdyroughgirl:

rainbowthundercunt:

I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…

aww his foot doing the thing

(Source: neuroticpaint)

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

lord-farquhar:

drkarayua:

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

Best part was when I could see the text on the page without it randomly blurring (I thought it was normal for ages)